The guide cannot see your room

Ten rules fix most trays. If yours keeps failing, it is failing for a reason those pages cannot name, because they have never been in your room. Lou has spent forty years watching rooms go wrong and knowing why before anyone else in the building does.

How it starts

You call him

(305) 772-9097

Two minutes on the phone tells him whether you need twenty seven dollars of reading or an hour of his time, and he will tell you straight which one it is. Plenty of callers get sent to the guide and never need anything else.

If he says you need the hour

Fix Your Grow

60 minutes · one to one · phone or video

$297

Before you talk, you send him photographs of the tray, your seed, your water, and what the room was running. He reads all of it first, so the hour goes on answers instead of questions.

By the end you know what went wrong, what to change, and what to do differently before the next sowing. If the fix is one sentence, he will say so and you will have spent an hour learning why.

Payment comes before the call. You pick the time while you are still on the phone with him, not from a link you never open.

What comes after

A room of growers, opening soon

One hour fixes one room. What it does not do is put you next to other people solving the same thing on the same week.

Lou is putting together a place where a grower brings a photograph on a Tuesday and gets an answer, and where somebody who fixed that exact problem last month can say how. Not a course. No modules, no login you forget, no eight weeks of video.

It is not open yet and it does not have a price yet. Tell him on the call and he will let you know when it does.

Not there yet? Start with the ten rules. The No-Soak Method, $27

Nothing on this page is medical advice, and nothing here is intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.